The CuddleCock Dove Clock brought to you by JaspersIzzy and Catonspeed
Coming to you this holiday season. It's the perfect gift. Come with wall hanging mount or wrist watch band. These won't last long so get one today.
"Doves for your Loves" - a gift for every season... for the lady who's worth it, because she's your mate ;)
We accept all major credit cards, food stamps, wild goats, Jasper porn, and hard liquor.
BUY NOW, GET YOUR FREE LIMITED EDITION MIKE PEEN!!! ONE FREE WITH EVERY PURCHASE!!!! WHILE STOCKS LAST (peen may not actually be from mike, or a human, or peen, and may or may not sparkle...)
Coming to a store near you.....
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